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I love to draw and type stories. Requests are open and I need requests!! I do point commissions. I do cats, dogs, wolves, and sometimes minecraft. Just no people. I fail at drawing people.


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There are so many of you. If your not on this list, don't think you're not my friend!!

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Hey, guys , Lightningheart here!! I love to draw and play minecraft. I love to write fnafictions and reading. I love to watch Skydoesinecraft and his friends.

Before you leave my profile, please check out my art! If you like please fav, comment, and watch! It would be very appreciated!

So that's about it!!

Go watch :iconblizzardstar1:. She's an awesome friend!!

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the this cat
the is cat
the how cat
the you cat
the keep cat
the an cat
the idiot cat
the busy cat
read without "cat" and "the".

(⦿‿⦿✿)You'll notice me soon Senpai, it's only a matter of time.(✿⦿‿⦿)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, 0x Emo Contestshipper x0, aqua-dragon28, PokespeBlazey, Lightningheart1

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter or Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, DemigodWitch96, blackthunder whitefire, Blue.Archer.18, TheShippingMaster, PokespeBlazey, Lightningheart1

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see

I don't think anyone actually reads the things I put on my profile. If you do, I want to thanks you.

If you read this next thing, please don't make fun of me. It's original and comes from my heart.

Dear the boy I love,
Every time I see you, my heart does a dance
You are talented and cute.
I know we probably will never talk to eachother.
I've been too shy to talk to you.
I hope we do meet though.
I wish you knew how much I care about you.
You will never read this...
That's the only reason I'm actually doing this.

So yup! I have a soft side too!!

If any of you have anything that you want to talk to, come to me!! I won't make fun of you. If you need any advice I'll help you. It can be anything!!

Funny quotes (( all these are copied from PokespeBlazey's profile))

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about going out there and dancing in the rain."- Unknown

"I can't wait until the day when I hear a happy love song on the radio and don't want to smash the thing."- Unknown

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh harder."- Unknown

"Have you lost your mind, getting married at twenty?" "Hell yeah, bring in the ambulance and get me institutionalized!"- Five seas

"The boundary between the genius and the idiot is a slim one"- The Archon

"If you're going through hell, keep going."- Winston Churchill.

"A philosopher once asked, 'Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?' Pointless, really...'Do the stars gaze back?' Now that's a question."- Stardust.

"Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.-" Unknown

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?"- Unknown

"Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over."- Unknown

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."- Unknown

"Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy."- Unknown

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!"- Unknown

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."- Unknown

"There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's just weird when you lose."- Unknown

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."- Unknown

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."- Unknown

"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."- Unknown

"Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?"- Unknown

"Evening news is where they say, 'Good Evening' then proceed to tell you why it's not."- Unknown

"Whoever said 'Nothing's impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door."- Unknown

"You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!"- Unknown

"The more you love someone, the more you want them dead."- Unknown

"I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love."- Unknown

"One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."- Unknown

"Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!"- Unknown

"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."- Unknown

"Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS."- Unknown

"If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off."- Unknown

"I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit."- Unknown

"MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause...Goddamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"- Unknown

"My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway."- Unknown

"A day without sunshine is like... night."- Unknown

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."- Unknown

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit."- Unknown

"My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone."- Unknown

"If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun."- Unknown

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."- Unknown

"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."- Unknown

"There are few problems that can't be solved with high explosives."- Unknown

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."- Douglas Adams

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."- Douglas Adams

"The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. "- Douglas Adams

"I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it."- Unknown

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."- Unknown

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic."- Unknown

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.''- Mitch Ratliffe

"Beware the chickens, for in their silence, they plot..."- My quote for life. Chickens are evil little creatures.

"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions."- Unknown

"There was just some things in life money couldn't buy. But for everything else, there was MasterCard…"- Lightning Streak

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but most abuse the privilege!"- Unknown

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!"- Unknown

"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest."- Mark Twain

"Better to write/draw for yourself and have no public, than to write/draw for the public and have no self."- Cyril Connolly

"Show of hands. Who thinks we're screwed?"- Devon, Trial by Fire

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."- Unknown

"The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."- Unknown

"My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."- Unknown

"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"- Unknown

"Life sucks and then you die."- Unknown

"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies."- Unknown

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."- Unknown

"Having the love of your life say 'we can still be friends', is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it."- Unknown

"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought."- Unknown

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"- Unknown

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"- Unknown

"Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys."- Unknown

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"- Unknown

"Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."- Unknown

"I ran with scissors, and lived! Take that laws of physi-ow!"- Unknown

"Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter."- Unknown

"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly in most situations."- Unknown

"I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it."- Unknown

"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."- Unknown

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."- Unknown

"What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding."- Unknown

"I am not saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it."- Unknown

"Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history."- Unknown

"Can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye."- Unknown

"You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter."- Unknown

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."- Unknown

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women."- Unknown

"So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone."- Unknown

"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face."- Unknown

"Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them."- Unknown

"Reviews are like marriage: once you are in, it's hard to get out."- lafeedeslilas

"She was either not really poor or… heaven forbid, an optimist."- FHT3rdandCo

"You're more likely to be killed by a rouge campaign cork than a poisons spider."- Unknown

"Volleyball is the most commonly played sport in nudest colonies."- Unknown

"1: Did it hurt?

2: Did what hurt?

1: When you fell from Heaven.

2: Awww.

1: Cause your face is seriously *&())(*& up!" - Ink Runs Through My Veins's Very Good Friend And Probably Bother From Another Mother Evan

"Get Whiny The Pooh out of here! He'll ruin me!" - Evan

"Guy 1: Why don't you get out of here before I get arrested?

Guy 2: Nah, I'd rather stick around and see that." - Evan

"Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."- Evan

"The sun is really bright. Why can't the rest of the world be like that?" - Evan

"Just because I have a big ass doesn't mean you need to grope it!"- Ink Runs Through My Veins

"I know I'm awesome, you don't need to stare."- Unknown

"Life is an avocado. I don't know why, it just is...shut up."- Evan

"Ink Runs Through My Veins: Don't go over to the dark side!

Evan: But they have cookies!

Ink Runs Through My Veins:...Their cookies are raw.

Evan: Yay! raw cookie dough!

Ink Runs Through My Veins: Dammit!"- Ink Runs Through My Veins and Evan

"Ink Runs Through My Veins: Mom?

Mom: Yeah?

Ink Runs Through My Veins: If I start laughing hysterically in my sleep-

Mom: What do you want me to do?

Ink Runs Through My Veins: Record it! I want to see what I'm like when I laugh in my sleep."- Ink Runs Through My Veins and her mom

"Life asked Death, 'Why does everyone love me, but hate you?' Death responded, 'Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth.'"- hikarirose13

"Haters gonna hate, but personally I find guilt-tripping even better."- Cezaria

"Writing/Drawing is a lot like sex. At first, you do it because you like it. Then, you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all... you end up doing it for money."- Unknown

"If 'Plan A' didn't work, the alphabet has twenty-five more letters so stay cool. Once you get to 'Plan Z' and it's still not working, then you can panic."- Unknown

"Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it's hot."- Unknown

"He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot."- Unknown

"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."- Unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."- Unknown

"It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn."- Unknown

"I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight."- Unknown

"If all else fails, try reading the instructions."- Unknown

"Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!"- Unknown

"I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me."- Unknown

"Smart is sexy."- Unknown

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."- Unknown

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."- Unknown

"Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, 'Bite me!'"- Unknown

"My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem..."- Unknown

"Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder."- Unknown

"Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…"- Unknown

"When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."- Unknown

"Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within."- Unknown

"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."- Unknown

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."- Unknown

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."- Unknown

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."- Unknown

"Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive."- Unknown

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."- Unknown

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."- Unknown

"I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing."- Unknown

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."- Unknown

"God must love stupid people; He made so many."- Unknown

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."- Unknown

"A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory."- Unknown

"Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig."- Unknown

"The trouble with life is there's no background music."- Unknown

"I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on."- Unknown

"Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die."- WinterLilly12

"I'm not arguing; I'm simply explaining why I'm right."- WinterLilly12

“If fandom were a kingdom I would be the queen. Because in chess, the queen is the most powerful piece- and because there are several photos of me circulating in drag.”- Misha Collins

"Creativity takes courage."- Henri Matisse

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane!"- Unknown

"Every door should have a key to open it; otherwise, it's not a door: it's a wall."- Cr1TiKaL

"Hello, welcome to my hell. This is where i've been throughout the whole game, what about you?"- xRpMx13

"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You gotta hope even more, and plug your ears and go BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA!"- Phillip J. Fry, Futurama

"Some are speakers, teachers, leaders,
Others are comforters, listeners, healers..."- delusional-dreams

''A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.''- Emo Philips.

"To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world."- Brandi Snyder

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."- SirvanaRachana

"Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest."- SirvanaRachana

"I'm semi-grown-ass man and I love this. Cute things are my weakness, and that includes, girls, animals, anime, some pokemon..."- Shin H. Vega (I'm sorry, Mazsker. But this sounds so muck like something you would say xD)

"If you can describe your character's personality in one sentence or less you're doing it wrong."- Hero of the Dark

"Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you can still see the crack in that mother fucker's reflection."- Lady Gaga

"I get annoyed easily but I try to keep it under control. I may seem nice at first but if you cross the line you have officially entered hell."- ReiAdos

"My friends are my lungs and if you try to hurt them I will burn your nipples off."- ReiAdos

"You will find ink in my veins and blood in my pen."- ShadowWings-Forever

"A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget."- Unknown

"It doesn't matter how many times you fall as long as the number of times you get back up is one more."- Unknown

"I don't mind getting caught staring at you because that means you were staring right back."- Unknown

"The worst part about knowing your being lied to in knowing your not good enough for the truth."- Unknown

"They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people."- Unknown

"Very impressive, Neku. Show those fifth graders who's boss."- Yoshiya Kiryu/Joshua, The World Ends With You

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."- Ingrid Bergman

"You can't wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club."- Jack London

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."- Doctor Seuss

"That they bad-mouth me or not, it doesn't matter. Main thing is that they talk about me."- Léon Zitrone

"One's destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things."- Henry Miller

"There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of it."- Charles Dudley Warner

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step."- Lao Tzu

"The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you know you can never have them."- Unknown

"I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me, or even smile, because I know even if just for a second, I crossed your mind."- Unknown

"We are afraid to care to much, for fear that the other person does not care at all."- Unknown

"The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us."- Unknown

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."- Unknown

"Kiss your life. Accept it, just as it is. Today. Now. So that those moments of happiness you're waiting for don't pass you by."- Unknown

"A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen."- Edward de Bono

"Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us."- Oscar Wilde

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."- Unknown

"Should I smile cause were friends, or should I cry cause that's all well ever gonna be?"- Unknown

"I look at him as a friend, then I realized I loved him."- Unknown

"Best friends make eternal lovers."- Unknown

"The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart."- Buddha

"The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost."- G.K. Chesterton

"People historically have loved the inside story. It's about secrets. People love secrets."- Peter Earnest

"To betray you must first belong."- Unknown

"Betrayal does that - betrays the betrayer."- Unknown

"Love is whatever you can still betray ... Betrayal can only happen if you love."- Unknown

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."- Benjamin Franklin

"If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees."- Kahlil Gibran

"Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth."- Proverb

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."- Mark Twain

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."- Unknown

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."- Mark Twain

"We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by."- Will Rogers

"Villains are the ones you never see because they snicker in secret."- Unknown

"You can never go wrong with a good hero."- Unknown

"Every single moment is a coincidence."- Doug Coupland

"Why don't you laugh as I cry?"- Unknown

"Your eyes and ears may betray you, but your heart will never lie."- Unknown

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter!"- WolvenFlames

"I'm sugar, spice, and everything nice. So bite me."- IceTigress

"Be nice to dragons for you are small and go well with ketchup!"- IceTigress

"Okay. Here's my advanced critiquing. He looks a bit....damn. He's just fine all around."- Me

"Coke? I tried sniffing coke once. Didn't like it. Darned ice cubes got stuck up my nose..."- IceTigress

"Bring on the shackles, I am your prisoner."- Edward Cullen

"Currently: Suffering PWS (Pokémon Withdrawal Syndrome) as I wait for the next generation of Pokémon"- Me

"Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs!..."- Aang

"If you're too nice, it makes you a pushover. Too rude it makes you a bitch. Can't I just be happy inbetween too nice and a little rude? Seems people notice the rudeness over all the nice things you have done. Where the hell is the balance?"- wolvenspirit13

"....Get that out of my face."
"It's not in your face, it's in my hand."
"Well then get what's in your hand out of my face."- Kingboo2

"People ask you for criticism, But what the really want is praise."- magicinlay

"Did you write the book of love? Because it sucks."- Unknown

"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either." -Albert Einstein

"Life's a bitch, so if it is easy, you're doing it wrong"- Ao No Exorcist~

"Oh threats of Hell and Hopes of Paradise! One thing at least is certain-this life flies."- Rubaiyat

"Trust takes years to make, but only seconds to shatter..."- Unknown

"Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to."- Unknown

"Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up."- Unknown

"Don't cry for someone who won't cry for you."- Unknown

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls..."- Unknown

"First defense against evil ..... Open your damn eyes"- Reese, Forever Knight

"No one holds command over me.
No man, No god, No prince
What is a claim of age for ones who are immortal?
What is a claim of power for ones who defy death?
Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see who I drag screaming to hell with me."- Gunter Dorn, Das Ungeheuer Darin

"I was summoned to greet Death with open arms, but I was pushed aside to live forever in his shadow."- Jedidiah Knight

"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it."- Rafiki, The Lion King

"I'm not smart, I just have a good vocabulary."- DJ-Bleach

“The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.” ― Heather Brewer

“Forgiveness has nothing to do with absolving a criminal of his crime. It has everything to do with relieving oneself of the burden of being a victim--letting go of the pain and transforming oneself from victim to survivor.”― C.R. Strahan

“Human tragedies:
We all want to be extraordinary
and we all just want to fit in.
Unfortunately, extraordinary people rarely fit in.”― Sebastyne Young

“So this was betrayal. It was like being left alone in the desert at dusk without water or warmth. It left your mouth dry and will broken. It sapped your tears and made you hollow.”― Anna Godbersen

“Every artist was first an amateur.”― Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." -Dr. Seuss

"I can't say 'why me?' in the bad times if I don't say 'why me?' in the good times."- Amerikat's Father

"There's no such thing as perfect, with your flaws you are beautiful and can do anything."- A piranha in a bathtub

"The wild cool1 in her natural habitat, engaging in morning washings to keep minty fresh. But look, here comes a cool2, riding behind the cool1 while engaging in spiritual punk rock rituals."- Lunacat1

"Life is a wild ride. It's like a book, and everyday is a new chapter, a new beginning."- mzfeistyx3

"HALLOWEEN: That one time of year you can cosplay without being labeled as a freak."- Me

"Smile. It irritates those who wish to destroy you."- MrAzurefeather

"Life is a piece of gum, that kind you never want to spit out, even if it gets old, it must be treasured until that day finally comes when that gum falls, when it's gone for good."- Calyypso

"Shit is basically flying off the hook. It's like shit wants nothing to do with that hook. The hook filed for divorce from that shit and is now seeking custody of the hook and the shit's two kids."- Wyethcat

"YOU GOT THE BOSS KEY - GOD DAMMIT!!!"- Chuggaaconroy

"Moscow, Moscow, I don't know the freakin words, I don't know the freakin words, HAHAHA, Hey!"- Chuggaaconroy

"Badass never looked so cute!"- Chuggaaconroy

"Sweet baby Jesus flipping Christ almighty on a pogo stick!"- Chuggaaconroy

"Lollipops improve dung dexterity."- ketchupflavoredlove

"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."- Unknown

"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you."- Friedrich Nietzsche

"I don't own the characters. I attach strings to them and shout, 'Dance marionettes! Dance for my pleasure!'"- Ink Runs Through My Veins

"You know, it doesn't matter if we find our way again, because I keep getting lost in your eyes."- Garry

"Tristan blinked, unsure of what to say. He didn't want to hurt her feelings, if this was some new trend. He'd never understood fashion and makeup. To him, the simpler the better--he wanted to see the real girl. As his old friend Gary used to say: What's better than naked?"- Tristan, Everlasting: A Kissed by an Angel novel

"Just sock him in the dick and run."- SkyTheKidRS

"I don't know what corporeal means, but based on the context you're giving me, you're wrong."- Jontron

"I don't hate you. Hating requires caring. I just don't care."- Unknown

"So remember kids, before decking the halls, cover up and protect your balls."- Sohonki

We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."- Dr. Seuss

If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study."- Some Guy on iFunny

"How the fuck do people do this shit? I tried to draw a tree yesterday and got so angry I had to lay down and count to 10."- Mattelliot1234

"A deer wandered into my yard. It stopped to watch my neighbor's little dog. My cat stopped to watch the deer. I stopped to watch my cat."- Some Guy on iFunny

"If nothing is going as planned, go straight to sleep."- iFunnyLifeHacks

"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex. She said she's been having sex with and asshole for years."- Some Guy on iFunny

"I have a boyfriend. Oh, wait, no. No, that's a fridge. I have a fridge."- Some Guy on iFunny

"No Girlfriend November was a success. No for Don't Date December, Just Me January, Forever alone February, No Match March...I got this."- Fill Werrell

"We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper."- Some Guy on iFunny

"IF YOU FUCKING THINK that I can't balance 6 CLASSES, EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES, A SOCIAL LIFE & SLEEP, THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY right because I have a mental breakdown literally every day."- rnumblr

"When I was in high school, I went to my mom one day after school and said, 'Mom, I want to build an atom smasher. I want to build a 2.3 million electron-volt betatron in a garage.' And my mom sort of stared at me and said, 'Sure, why not?'"- Some Guy on iFunny

"Friendship is weird. You pick a human you've met, and you're like, 'Yup, I like this one,' then you just do stuff with them."- Some Guy on iFunny

"My apartment building is so safe. My landlord even installed security cameras in my shower."- Some Woman on Some TV Show

"Excuse me, but can you watch your language? There are children present, you dumb fuck."- Some Guy on iFunny

"I've never skydived, but once I zoomed in on google maps really quickly."- Some Guy on Tumblr

"When throwing a punch, clench your fist at the last second. You loose a lot of power clenching through the swing."- LifeHacks

"What a crappy year. People used to imagine that 2012 would be full of cars, but all we got were blankets with sleeves."- Not Will Ferrell

"The more I find out about people, the more I like my dog."- Mark Twain

"Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you."- Patrick Star

"Some guy knocked on my front door asking for a small donation for the local pool; I gave him a glass of water."- Will Ferrell Parody

"When I was a kid, vampires and werewolves were scary. Now everybody wants to date them..."- Not Will Ferrell

"I'm so athletic. I surf...the internet."- So-relatable Tumblr Posts

"People are always like, 'Why do you look so emotionless when you walk through the hallways,' at school, but I don't understand what they expect me when I walk to class, like, am I supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone I walk by?"- Some Guy on Tumblr

"Everyday, I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday. Yesterday you were pretty fucking annoying."-

"Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie in Wal-Mart. 'Clean up in aisle 13.''But, Sir, there is no aisle 13...' (Dramatic music)"- Some Guy on iFunny

"The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude of the problem."- Captain Jack Sparrow

"I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice-skating and maybe even hold hands."- Elf

"Santa, for 2013, I want a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's try not to mix it up like last year, okay?"- Some Guy on iFunny

"Let me know when you're available to chat again. I can make sure my phone is off."- Some Guy on iFunny

If gas gets any higher, I'm cutting a hole through the bottom of my car and Flinstoning this bitch."- Unknown

"Truck drivers are always communicating with each other. If you see one of them slowing down, there's probably a cop up ahead."- Some Guy on iFunny

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."- Dr.Seuss

"Do you buy your pants for sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off."- Some Guy on iFunny

"That awkward moment when the world doesn't end and you haven't bought any Christmas presents."- Will Ferrell Parody

"you know you're good friends when you don't feel the need to clean up before you come over."- Some Guy on iFunny

"I saw a unicorn today. Okay, it was a girl you ate her food without instagramming in first. Same thing."- Ratchet Truth

"Dear Youtube, I can deal with Ads. I can deal with Buffer. But when Ads Buffer, I suffer."- Funny Tweets

"If you see me smiling on a Monday, then you'll know that an alien has killed me and it's wearing my skin as a disguise."- Some Guy on iFunny

"Who else has 2+ years of a foreign language and still has no idea how to speak it?"- Will Ferrell Parody

"You remind me of my Asian friend...Ug Lee."- Some Guy on iFunny

"Someone at school called me fat because I was eating chips in math class, so I looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag in my mouth, and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating."- riksaserket

"I'm literally my own best friend, like, I have inside jokes with myself then start laughing out loud at how funny I am."- headmaster

"There are 1,876,111,454,239 people who are so lazy that they didn't even read that number."- Some Guy on iFunny

"They count every single vote in AMERICA in a day, and it takes my teacher, like, three weeks to scan 25 scantrons."- Some Guy on Twitter

"Music is the voice of your life. Your experience. Your thoughts. Your wisdom. If your music has no story, it is merely sound."- Unknown

"Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40. JLo is 42, her boyfriend is 26. Still single? Relax. Your boyfriend may not have been born yet."- Unknown

"A common term used for describing those with a disability is usually 'different'. But if every individual in this world is unique and different, what makes them any different to us? "- Unknown

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'"- Unknown

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."- Unknown

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."- Unknown

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."- Unknown

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"The road to success is always under construction."- Unknown

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."- Unknown

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."- Unknown

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."- Unknown

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..."- Louis Hector Berlioz

"What you call dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."- Unknown

"Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."- Unknown

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"- Unknown

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."- Unknown

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"- Unknown

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."- Henny Youngman

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."- Unknown

"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!"- Unknown

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."- Mark Twain

"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."- Unknown

"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."- Unknown

"You laugh because I'm different...I laugh cause I just farted!"- Unknown

"Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light?'"- Unknown

"He who laughs last didn't get it."- Unknown

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."- Lily Tomlin

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'"- Homer Simpson

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."- Robert Bloch

"What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?"- Unknown

"Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river."- Unknown

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."- Unknown

"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"- Unknown

"There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side."- Unknown

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"- Unknown

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"- Unknown

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"- Unknown

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."- Unknown

"You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?"- Unknown

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."- Unknown

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."- Unknown

"Only two things are infinite, human stupidity, and the universe... And I'm not even sure about the latter."- Albert Einstein

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."- Unknown

"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."- Unknown

"I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize."- Unknown

"Nope, no matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching."- Unknown

"I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing, it's the same color as last place... It's purple."- Unknown

"We're both of the same breed, after all...Motives for war are not of concern. Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love, or just matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start war."- Pein

"We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be 'Justice.' But when we call our vengeance 'Justice,' it only breeds more revenge...forging the first link in the chains of hatred."- Pein

"My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake."- Some Guy on iFunny

"We need a universal signal for, 'My parents don't know about that.'"- amysfall

"Boy: Wanna come over?
Girl: Yes! What do you want to do?
Boy: It involves pillows and blankets.
Girl: OMG, WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT?"- Funny Tweets

"Apparantly when you're in an interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word to describe yourself, the correct answer is not 'Fergalicious.'"- thisismyveritas

"Ballons are so weird...'Happy Birthday! Here's a sac of my breath.'"- Some Guy on iFunny

"4 horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow is not Friday. The day after tomorrow is not Friday. Even the day after that is not Friday."- Fill Werrell

"Me: Mom, Dad, I've decided to live on my own.
Them: Okay, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside."- Not Will Ferrell

"I get awkward when someone compliments me and I don't know what to say. Them: You look good today. Me: Happy Birthday."- College Humor

"I don't understand how random strangers tell me I'm pretty, but at school people stay away from me as if I were a deadly disease."- Random Quotes

"The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the time we were born and only stops when we take tests."- Some Guy on iFunny

"If you accidently make eye contact with someone around the room that means they want to have a pokemon battle with you."- psychological fact

"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented resources."- The Credilble Hulk

"I work at the post office. And my check got lost in the mail. Go figure."- Somme Guy on Facebook

"Dude, sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something."- Jake from Adventure Time

"Mario! And...Mr. Green Mario Brother Guy! Look alive down there, will you two?"- Some Mario Guy From Some Mario Game

"Everytime I spray cologne, I spray it in the air and jump through it like a fucking fairy."- Some Guy on iFunny

"No one has ever believed in me as much as the guy who greets you at every pokemon gym."- barabait

"On a first date, I refuse to order a salad. I'm going to order a big juicy bacon cheese burger and fries. If you don't like it, then you can suck my lady nuts."- Some Guy on iFunny

"In the future, I'll tell my grandkids I'm older than the internet and blow their minds forever."- Some Guy on iFunny

"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side."- Stuart Turner

"I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."- Tina Belcher

"Target made my night. All the other wrapping paper is gone except for the Beiber print. It just feels so good..."- Some Guy on iFunny

"I don't friendzone people, I relationshipzone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we're dating."- Some Guy on iFunny

"I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia."- One America

"Yeah, it is scary [love]. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.""I am not a psycho!""I just told you that I love you and all you heard was 'psycho.'"- Unknown

"Let me explain why I like to pay taxes for schools even though I personally don't have a kid: I don't like living in a country with a bunch of stupid people."- John Green

"I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt."- Some Guy on iFunny

meanwhile, in my love life... *tumbleweed*
I'm texting Cameron!!!

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Mudstar88-Warriors 7 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the points C: (But what for?)
Lightningheart1 4 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem! I gave you points cause your my awesome friend!
Mudstar88-Warriors 2 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol thanks then C;
CCPizza-Productions 5 days ago  New member Hobbyist Artist
Thank you for the watch!
I love you!la in love 
Lightningheart1 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem! Love you too!
CCPizza-Productions 5 days ago  New member Hobbyist Artist
Thank you!
You're so kind!
Lightningheart1 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem!
Thank you! You too!
AyaRaptor26 Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i thank you for the watch buddy :) :hug:
Aezzoi Apr 9, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
thank you so much for the watch :D
V4ni4chan Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the watch Tight Hug 
Lightningheart1 Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem!!
Fishtailholly Apr 8, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!! (again)*Hug*
SpreadSpread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 10 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're loved
1gamergirl Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
SpreadSpread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 10 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're loved
DJCupcakez Apr 7, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist

i can also see that u r a fan of tc. so am I!
Lightningheart1 Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you!!
DJCupcakez Apr 8, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xxLPSUniversexx Apr 7, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
DJCupcakez Apr 5, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i love ur artwork!
Lightningheart1 Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you so much!!
DJCupcakez Apr 8, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
np :)
We need to talk ; ;
Lightningheart1 Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, we just haven't talked in a while that's all X3
Lightningheart1 Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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funslap Apr 4, 2014  Student Artist
thanks for watching me!
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